We all know the 5th Guy. It's the person who doesn’t wash his hands in the bathroom. The girl who shows up to class sick. The dude who sprays us with spittle. Pretty nasty stuff. Unfortunately, 1 out of every 5 people partake in this sort of hygie-nasty behavior. Thank goodness you don't, right?

The 5th Guy has recently been seen walking around campus with a urinal in one hand, soliciting high-fives with the other. Do your best not to touch him. Or, better yet, if you happen to have some hand sanitizer, feel free to offer it to him. Look around this site for tips on what to tell him if you have an encounter. You should be alright if you remember these 3 simple steps: